The Ultimate object of worship

Eurika! Yes I feel like i have discovered a truth that has remained hidden for most of mankind's existance so as to slow down its evolution to the next phase. The phase where we find the ultimate object of worship. Yes I speak of the hamster!I began my experiments with hamsters a few years ago. These creatures have always been beleived to be devoid of the mental processes we commonly call thoughts. But how far off were we? Our focus on solely human psychology has bought us to ignore a psychology far more revealing, complex and interesting than our own; the psychology of the hamster. Using new technology that was initially developed to monitor human brain activity as well as brain waves, I found that using the same technology on hamster's brain allowed for more detailed observations of its functioning. I was able to notice and record minute flunctuations of brain activity that i then translated into data for our computer to analyse. First i began to give orders to the hamster such as "tell me the meaning of life, right now!" or " Why are you guys so damn quiet? what the hell is wrong with you" The asnwers i received after translating the waves to data and the data to language were powerful and informative. But I am not free to discuss them at the moment. However i did record a conversation between me and the hamster and it goes as follows.Me (you know... the psychologist): Who are you?Hamster: Uh a hamster?Me: Dont play smart! What kind of entity are you to be trapped in a hamster's bodyHamster: Helloooo all of us hamsters think and communicate, you humans are just too stupid to notice.Me: I'm not stupid i'm a psychologist! and anyway if you are so smart why do you let us capture you and subject you to a life of running on treadmills?Hamster. Stupid humans, the experiment is on you. We are amused by your interest in mundane things such as a hamster running on a treadmill. We secretely mock the your thoughts which by the way we can read. We know we are not really the body of this hamster so we just play the game when you are around, Just when "abused" we fake the outward signs of pain because otherwise you would see that we dont really feel pain unless we want to and most of our time is spent thinking up solutions to human problems so that we can subliminally transmit them to some idiot who thinks he is discovering thinga.Me: This is impossible how have we ignored this for centuriesHamster: Dude i dont know... We always talk about how stupid you guys are. If we were treated right maybe we would generate more useful thoughts to your progress and hence push your consciousness to the next level.Me: I undesrtand now, hamster. I will endeavor to make known what hitherto we humans were absolutely oblivious to. The greatness and the worship worthiness of the hamster.To be continued....